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Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
FYL? Fuck the deer's life; that's a horrible and painful way to die.
That poor animal!
My goodness, I hope you put that deer out of it's misery.
I hope it didn't scar you too badly, I'd be a wreck if that happened to me!
I can't even drive by roadkill without shuddering, feeling nauseous, and getting goosebumps ]:
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016