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Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17502) - you deserved it (39229)

On 01/21/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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FYL? Fuck the deer's life; that's a horrible and painful way to die.

#2 - On 01/21/2011 at 6:08am by MagicMushrooms

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That poor animal!
My goodness, I hope you put that deer out of it's misery.
I hope it didn't scar you too badly, I'd be a wreck if that happened to me!
I can't even drive by roadkill without shuddering, feeling nauseous, and getting goosebumps ]:

#11 - On 01/21/2011 at 6:12am by Acousticpixie14

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