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Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I beat her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40857) - you deserved it (3179) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Sorry, but domestic abuse is not something you joke about. You should beat her for that. Er, discuss it.

#11 - On 01/17/2011 at 7:04pm by DocBastard

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Now you can beat her.

#7 - On 01/17/2011 at 7:03pm by TransitionCovert

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