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Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29619) - you deserved it (4127) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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well, at least she didn't ask you if you wanted condoms.

#6 - On 01/17/2011 at 7:08pm by winsmithy

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Did you also pick up some orangs, gr-apes, and potato chimps?

#5 - On 01/17/2011 at 7:07pm by DocBastard

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