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Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23067) - you deserved it (2584) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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He was probably exposing himself to you the whole trip and you never bothered to notice.

That is pretty stuck-up of you.

#5 - On 01/17/2011 at 2:03pm by perdix

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WTF??? Totally random shit happening over there in France... =-/

#2 - On 01/17/2011 at 2:03pm by SCBeauty1983

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