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Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32223) - you deserved it (5661) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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why you complaining. he's romantic lol

#1 - On 01/17/2011 at 6:31am by bradwould

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OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!

#17 - On 01/17/2011 at 7:11am by UpsidedownKayak

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