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Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19206) - you deserved it (15150)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

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Oh deer!

#4 - On 01/16/2011 at 3:39am by keegs666

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learn how to drive dumbass

#2 - On 01/16/2011 at 3:36am by prettylittledevi

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