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Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

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On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

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Why? What was on your chest? Give us a pic and we'll find it; don't worry.

#1 - On 01/14/2011 at 2:57am by bagginzy

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you must have a "grande" chest...sorry...I know this comment is lame...couldn't think of anything else to say...haha

#5 - On 01/14/2011 at 3:02am by chelle_starlight

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