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Today, my entire family of five is sharing one roll of toilet paper. My parents refuse to buy any, because my father can get it free from his work. He's forgotten to bring any home every day without fail for the past seven days. FML


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On 01/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Wow your parents are cheap. Just buy your own, and let no one use it.

#2 - On 01/11/2011 at 4:05pm by Doortje

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"get it free from work" usually means "steal it from work" and your dad hasn't forgotten. He's probably being watched by the supervisor.

He's not only cheap but he's a criminal and he's going to look like an absolute idiot when he has to tell people he lost his job for stealing toilet paper.

FYL, it really sucks when you have to suffer because your parent are idiots.

What else does your dad get "free" from work?

#9 - On 01/11/2011 at 4:15pm by Sparx1_1

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