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Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26656) - you deserved it (6468)

On 01/11/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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I've never seen four different streams happen, just two, but I feel your pain. Freakin hate when that happens, and it never makes any sense to me when it does happen.

#1 - On 01/11/2011 at 6:06am by sarcdude

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lucky bastard, this isn't an FML, you're just bragging

#6 - On 01/11/2011 at 6:07am by therealsuperman

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