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Today, I woke up early to go to church with my parents. When I got in the car, I was struck with the worst diarrhea I've ever had in my life. My parents told me I'd be cleaning the car out when we got there, because if we turned around, we'd be late. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24309) - you deserved it (2714)

On 01/09/2011 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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fyl for having parents that care more about jesus than their own son.

#29 - On 01/09/2011 at 10:07pm by mandypandypants

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that's disgusting. fyl, mainly for having such shitty parents.

#2 - On 01/09/2011 at 6:07pm by nikkibeez

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