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Today, I woke up early to go to church with my parents. When I got in the car, I was struck with the worst diarrhea I've ever had in my life. My parents told me I'd be cleaning the car out when we got there, because if we turned around, we'd be late. FML
fyl for having parents that care more about jesus than their own son.
I hope I'm first to say:
Shitting yourself is no reason to be late to church.
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