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Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9442) - you deserved it (12809)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:22pm - misc - by RabbitOwner - United States

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You jynxed it

#4 - On 01/07/2011 at 5:29pm by basketballpro219

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Then, the rabbit jammed a carrot up each of your asses and laid eggs in secret places all over the house.

Afterward, as if on cue, he jumped back into a big, black top hat and disappeared...

#21 - On 01/07/2011 at 5:45pm by furburger

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