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Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML
Then, the rabbit jammed a carrot up each of your asses and laid eggs in secret places all over the house.
Afterward, as if on cue, he jumped back into a big, black top hat and disappeared...
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