Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29951) - you deserved it (6285)
On 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm - misc - by BiteMe14 - United States
carrottop's life also sucksToday, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had…
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I would've put my foot up his ass.
#8 - On 01/07/2011 at 5:33pm by GiddyXD
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I woulda punched him in his face.
#7 - On 01/07/2011 at 5:31pm by crazy_lil_thing
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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