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Yesterday, While I Was Walking Home From Work, It Started To Rain. Clutching Mah Bag In One Hand, I Started To Run So I Wouldn't Get Too Wet. I Saw A Man Running Towards Me An All Of A Sudden He Tackled Me To The Ground. He Thought I Had Stolen Someone's Handbag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32805) - you deserved it (2871)

On 12/20/2010 at 6:23am - misc - by anonymous -

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That's exactly how I met my wife. Tackling chicks still works like it did during caveman times. Guaranteed.

#7 - On 12/20/2010 at 10:06am by DocBastard

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wow what a hero

#2 - On 12/20/2010 at 10:02am by evilcartman

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