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Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32255) - you deserved it (2825)

On 12/20/2010 at 6:23am - misc - by anonymous -

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That's exactly how I met my wife. Tackling chicks still works like it did during caveman times. Guaranteed.

#7 - On 12/20/2010 at 10:06am by DocBastard

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are you a guy? coz i have a mental image of a sissy boy prancing through the rain, holding on to his fake LV, and then getting crash tackled by a big macho type.....gives me a giggle :)

#12 - On 12/20/2010 at 10:13am by pennies_lane

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