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Today, my family is going to the USA for Christmas after being lucky and getting their tickets re-booked. My ticket was canceled due to the snow, and will not be re-booked. Merry Christmas to me, myself and a bottle of wine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23262) - you deserved it (2149)

On 12/20/2010 at 4:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

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OP, as an American, take it from me - you aren't missing much...

#10 - On 12/20/2010 at 10:18am by LaVitaEstetica

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All these comments about America sucking are making me angry. Seriously, shut the hell up. Have any of you ever been out of your houses? America is BEAUTIFUL. Colorado for the mountain people? Florida for the beach people? New York, Chicago for the city people? Not to mention Brown, Columbia, Yale, MIT, the dozens of schools people overseas move here to attend.

Our political system, screwed up as it may be, is still one of the top of the world.

I've been to nine countries in Europe and loved them, by the way, if anybody was wondering. My grandparents emigrated here from the east about sixty years ago, so no, we haven't been in America for ages, either, and become blind to its faults and whatnot.

My goodness people, I'm totally disgusted by the complete lack of any patriotism whatsoever.

#68 - On 12/21/2010 at 1:21am by monarchy123

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