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Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22160) - you deserved it (2315)

On 12/16/2010 at 6:54am - misc - by xxmollyxx (woman) - Sweden

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No, you dropped the remote on the rat and killed it, you evil rat killer. It was just foraging for food to feed its family, and you assassinated it. I don't know how you'll sleep at night knowing you killed an innocent creature, just so you could be a lazy couch potato and watch reruns of "Law and Order" all night. Asshole.

#11 - On 12/16/2010 at 10:19am by DocBastard

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How long were you pointing the rat corpse at the TV and squeezing it until you realized it wasn't the remote?

#18 - On 12/16/2010 at 10:34am by perdix

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