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Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9377) - you deserved it (40448)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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Yes because breaking your own window definitely beats calling a locksmith or the police to jimmy the lock... I haven't used the word fucktard in years but you, OP, are the very definition...

#4 - On 12/15/2010 at 6:12am by iheartglasses

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wow what's wrong with you?

#2 - On 12/15/2010 at 6:00am by robc32ca

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