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Today, I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied, "Two years ago." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6472) - you deserved it (32220)

On 12/14/2010 at 10:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Wow, maybe you should get out more?

#1 - On 12/14/2010 at 1:07pm by DahkLohd

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I don't get it. Then again, I have the IQ of a glass of water, wee-woo!

#4 - On 12/14/2010 at 1:09pm by Selena_is_back

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