Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23615) - you deserved it (5779)
On 12/12/2010 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
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that's freaking amazing.
#1 - On 12/12/2010 at 1:38pm by canadian_ftw
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was this for charity? Or just a saturday night for you?
#3 - On 12/12/2010 at 1:41pm by Shorty_Shaza
+32 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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