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Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25774) - you deserved it (1900)

On 12/12/2010 at 12:28am - misc - by No one special. - United States (California)

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Please tell me you didn't do it...sounds like a deadbeat father to me, darling.

#1 - On 12/12/2010 at 6:31am by Mirorbo

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I can relate... I haven't talked to my dad in years (which is for the better) sometimes yo just realize that some people will never change, and decide if you'll accept them as they are or not. Sometimes it's just not worth it, even if they are family.

#32 - On 12/13/2010 at 3:53pm by DrewsBrew

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