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Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30786) - you deserved it (2300)

On 12/12/2010 at 12:28am - misc - by No one special. - United States (California)

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Please tell me you didn't do it...sounds like a deadbeat father to me, darling.

#1 - On 12/12/2010 at 6:31am by Mirorbo

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I believe that your life sucks. We can't choose who our fathers are. I hope that your life works out.

#2 - On 12/12/2010 at 6:31am by pdp

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