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Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37566) - you deserved it (2239)

On 12/06/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by kenz - United States

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Lawsuit! Unless they are on the lease, they can't get in.

#4 - On 12/06/2010 at 10:14am by DrainedOfSanity

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Take his ass to court. But you should probably find another place to live first. Sorry to hear about your luck, OP. FYL indeed.

#6 - On 12/06/2010 at 10:16am by skorpien

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