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Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively, I caught her before she fell. Instead of thanking me, she whirled around and asked me if my *expletive* mother had taught me to grope women inappropriately. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22099) - you deserved it (1726)

On 12/03/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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You should have groped her appropriately.

#2 - On 12/03/2010 at 1:20pm by Lolzords

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Unfortunately, your instinct was to catch her by the tits and say "Honk."

#9 - On 12/03/2010 at 1:27pm by perdix

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