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Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively, I caught her before she fell. Instead of thanking me, she whirled around and asked me if my *expletive* mother had taught me to grope women inappropriately. FML
Unfortunately, your instinct was to catch her by the tits and say "Honk."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.