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Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23928) - you deserved it (4410)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Tell him you don't see the "need" in giving him blowjobs.

#3 - On 12/03/2010 at 3:06am by starile

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Yes, but can he SMELL the "need" to take showers?

#9 - On 12/03/2010 at 3:17am by perdix

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