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Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33694) - you deserved it (2240)

On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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your aunt is cheap

#4 - On 12/02/2010 at 3:22am by holstarox

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But now you have presents for their birthdays.

#11 - On 12/02/2010 at 3:34am by Freeze

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