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Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)

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Oh right because everything in high school completely MATTERS.

#18 - On 02/13/2009 at 5:16am by feelslikeanoose

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haha so what? you're in control, just be like "hell yeah i listen to celine dion, so what?". no matter what they say it doesn't matter

#11 - On 02/09/2009 at 10:27pm by concerned

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