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Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11515) - you deserved it (35302)

On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)

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