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Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12780) - you deserved it (37300)

On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)

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yet you don't see the irony of the fact that some social standing your life obviously revolves around makes you hide the fact that you like a certain artist because it isn't acceptable to do so, only confirmed by the fact that you refer to yourself as the captain of the football team on a website, where it is totally irrelevant.
the internet is not a football field

#2 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:40am by yo

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Oh right because everything in high school completely MATTERS.

#18 - On 02/13/2009 at 5:16am by feelslikeanoose

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