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Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8141) - you deserved it (28438)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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I wonder what level of catastrophe would occur if someone flip off the servers switch for..a week? I bet suicide would sky rocket.

#16 - On 11/30/2010 at 1:19pm by Flammin8

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OP you are awesome! Don't ever change. The only thing you have to worry about now is "extended maintenance" :D

CATACLYSM IN A WEEK!

#24 - On 11/30/2010 at 1:29pm by rave_noises

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