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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13862) - you deserved it (24207)

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well it's your fault for being fat

#1 - On 11/30/2010 at 7:44am by JayDawgg

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Clearly he thinks you need to lose some weight, if you have been... Expanding... Maybe you should hit the gym, you can join the others who want to lose weight as a new years resolution, but stick with it, they all quit within a month, maybe you two can go together even.

#2 - On 11/30/2010 at 7:48am by Rei_Ayanami

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