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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17070) - you deserved it (28635)

On 11/30/2010 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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This is called honesty. The best gift he could give you.

#4 - On 11/30/2010 at 7:49am by CACC

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well it's your fault for being fat

#1 - On 11/30/2010 at 7:44am by JayDawgg

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