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Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (11033) - you deserved it (49736)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -

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