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Today, I discovered that for the past 4 years my mother has been slipping meat into my food because she thinks my vegetarianism is a "stupid hippie fad." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22685) - you deserved it (14747)

On 11/26/2010 at 9:17am - misc - by veggieweggie (woman) - United States (Delaware)

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I'm not a vegetarian/vegan, but they deserve to have their life choices respected just as much as anyone else. I don't get why so many people are voting YDI. Is choosing to not eat meat as bad as cheating on your significant other/a exam, or any other examples of assholishness that truly don't deserve sympathy? :/

DICK move on your mom's part, OP. : (

#14 - On 11/26/2010 at 1:12pm by paprikacha

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Easy solution, buy and cook your own food. Quit trying to force your mother into planning, buying and cooking two separate meals one for the rest of the family and one for you.

#21 - On 11/26/2010 at 1:19pm by dontgiveacrap

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