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Maybe you should change your hair style into something that doesn't resemble Justin Bieber then?
Just go with it and you could be eating all the Quarter Pounders you want for the rest of your life. Some of them will even be hamburgers.
If that doesn't work for you, whip out the Big Mac (or Slightly-Below-Average-But-Gimme-A-Break-It's-Cold-Outside Mac) and disabuse his notion of you as female.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.