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Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24471) - you deserved it (4164)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Maybe you should change your hair style into something that doesn't resemble Justin Bieber then?

#1 - On 11/04/2010 at 6:50pm by Showmehowtolive

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Just go with it and you could be eating all the Quarter Pounders you want for the rest of your life. Some of them will even be hamburgers.

If that doesn't work for you, whip out the Big Mac (or Slightly-Below-Average-But-Gimme-A-Break-It's-Cold-Outside Mac) and disabuse his notion of you as female.

#5 - On 11/04/2010 at 6:52pm by perdix

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