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Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30349) - you deserved it (5297)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Maybe you should change your hair style into something that doesn't resemble Justin Bieber then?

#1 - On 11/04/2010 at 6:50pm by Showmehowtolive

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Oh, just take the compliment. The last time someone told me that I was a beautiful girl, it was my acting teacher. Sadly, we weren't in a theatre class, or a school at all.

Repressed memories... *shudder*

#4 - On 11/04/2010 at 6:52pm by DrAwesome

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