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Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26921) - you deserved it (2393)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

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Oh dear. That's a shitty situation.

#1 - On 11/01/2010 at 8:28pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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I wonder how much he weighed before he went in?

#5 - On 11/01/2010 at 8:31pm by Iknowthings

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