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Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML


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On 11/01/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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That was very sweet of you to go to all that trouble for your sister. You must love her very much. Now shut the fuck up and return the goddamn thing.

#7 - On 11/01/2010 at 7:10am by DocBastard

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well at least u get another iPod for urself

#3 - On 11/01/2010 at 7:02am by russian153

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