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Today, I was having the most wonderful bath. The water was steaming, the bubbles were bubbly, and I was reading a really good book. I put my book down to yawn and looked to my right. My gaze was met by the lovely face of my brother's pet tarantula. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24781) - you deserved it (1993)

On 10/24/2010 at 8:21am - misc - by mzgabbster (woman) - United States (Utah)

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