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Today, I was having the most wonderful bath. The water was steaming, the bubbles were bubbly, and I was reading a really good book. I put my book down to yawn and looked to my right. My gaze was met by the lovely face of my brother's pet tarantula. FML


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On 10/24/2010 at 8:21am - misc - by mzgabbster (woman) - United States (Utah)

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Haha. I think he wanted to take a bath too.

#1 - On 10/24/2010 at 1:10pm by machiko

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Its a perv spider, watching you bathe. It was gonna use it's spider legs to give you a scalp massage and lather the shampoo in your hair.

#20 - On 10/24/2010 at 1:35pm by skyeyez9

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