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Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16381) - you deserved it (3463)

On 10/13/2010 at 8:57am - misc - by deadinavan (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

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Don't get in! He probably doesn't have any candy and didn't really lose a puppy. You always have a choice! Cheap-ride is already a scary name for something like that.

#2 - On 10/13/2010 at 1:09pm by Tempuser117

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Get a goddamn train then.

#1 - On 10/13/2010 at 1:09pm by davek

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