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Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26307) - you deserved it (5695)

On 10/10/2010 at 5:45pm - misc - by lolu - United States (Minnesota)

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at Least you have friends

#3 - On 10/10/2010 at 8:07pm by lemonlife

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hopefully you were at your house so you could get a change of clothes & a quick shower

#14 - On 10/10/2010 at 8:15pm by MoJoThundApantz

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