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Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29560) - you deserved it (2911)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:54pm - misc - by Sean - United States (California)

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1. Decide to shave your arms.
2. Shave all your hair, but leave a nice patch that says "FUCK YOU MATH TEACHER."
3. Show it to your math teacher.
4. Put on your shades and walk away in slow motion. You will gain +4 to your "badass" stat
5. Shave off the rest of the hair and gain +5 to your "attractive" stat.

#12 - On 10/09/2010 at 5:41pm by mrahhhhh

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I'd sue.

#2 - On 10/09/2010 at 5:30pm by lawls79

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