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Today, I was driving down the road. A giant seagull flew into my windsheild and shattered it. If that is not bad enough, the carcass slid up my windshield, into my sunroof, and suddenly I had a bloody, dead passenger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23675) - you deserved it (1936)

On 10/08/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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that seagulls a douche

#2 - On 10/09/2010 at 2:39am by alert1997

See in context

+19 | 2

Uhm... free dinner?

#12 - On 10/09/2010 at 2:53am by Snowlight

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+6 | 7

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