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Today, my mum suggested that I should take self-defense lessons just in case I ever get attacked. Jokingly, I said, "As long as I walk under street lamps, no one is going to touch me." She replied, "Well, you never know, they might mistake you for someone good looking." FML


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On 09/28/2010 at 12:16pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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That's a little harsh, but she was probably joking. Your mum is concerned for your well being, I'd recommend getting some self defence lessons as well, as who knows how desperate any potential attackers will be.
However, you also have an excellent point, OP, if you keep to well lit streets, you are less likely to be attacked on the basis. That's common sense, which is also helpful in these kind of situations.

#7 - On 09/28/2010 at 5:30pm by Cinn

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LOLLL owned!

PS. She was probably joking, so relax yourself.

#17 - On 09/28/2010 at 6:01pm by staciieee_x3

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