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Today, my friends and I were celebrating a friend getting a promotion. Karen walks in and my friend asks, "Karen, why aren't you drinking with us?" She replies, "Cause I would wake up tomorrow with you in my bed and lot of questions." Karen is my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30394) - you deserved it (2601)
On 02/25/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by bottle (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
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