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Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

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On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

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This is the second time in as many days that I've heard a story of someone drinking someone else's spit cup!! At least yours was tobacco...the other person's was green lung chunks and throat slime from having the flu. Would you people PLEASE start LOOKING before you drink???? I'm really going to throw up the next time I have to imagine something like this.

#15 - On 05/20/2009 at 11:54pm by wordgirl

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get some glasses mate

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 8:31pm by timmytwofinger

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