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Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

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On 09/16/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by itchybollos - Australia

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Your dad is my new favourite person. he wears short shorts in public and uses the phrase 'din-dins' <3

#6 - On 09/16/2010 at 10:04am by Toggybbz

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tell your dad to call me [sarcasm]

#1 - On 09/16/2010 at 10:03am by spidersilkx9

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