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Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

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On 09/15/2010 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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I commend you on being hardcore, but couldn't you just fake it for the rest of the song while you recovered? Hope you tell that guy off.

#6 - On 09/15/2010 at 7:32pm by starile

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omg ur amazing for your marching band fml

AMAZING!!!!!

French horn player woot woot

#44 - On 09/15/2010 at 7:59pm by DAN7IEL

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