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Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20178) - you deserved it (2688)

On 09/15/2010 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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