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Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen, I picked it up, intending on throwing it in the trash. When I looked up, there wasn't a trash can for another hundred feet. So I put it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22033) - you deserved it (52672)

On 04/24/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by fml (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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So walk the extra hundred feet. How is that a big deal?

#1 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:04am by earwig12

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a plastic bag doesn't weigh anything
and it wouldn't have taken any extra effort to walk the 100 ft.
your laziness disgusts me.

you completely deserved it.

#3 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:06am by burritobird

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