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Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26779) - you deserved it (1933)

On 09/13/2010 at 11:14am - misc - by dmvsucks (man) - United States (Kansas)

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slap the mofo!

#1 - On 09/13/2010 at 12:58pm by raghavfyl

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Why is the size of the woman relevant? Would you have been okay with a skinny stranger caressing the back of your neck?

#18 - On 09/13/2010 at 1:06pm by blankettt

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