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Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup & put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3050) - you deserved it (12887)
On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)
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