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Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML
You're not retarded, but you do need to take yourself maybe a little less seriously. I mean, come on, that's hilarious. I had almost the same thing happen to me, but I just laughed.
#4: I thought it was a guy haha. Because it's not that special if it's a girl.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015