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Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

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On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)

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You're not retarded, but you do need to take yourself maybe a little less seriously. I mean, come on, that's hilarious. I had almost the same thing happen to me, but I just laughed.

#3 - On 02/06/2009 at 11:35pm by rt

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#4: I thought it was a guy haha. Because it's not that special if it's a girl.

#5 - On 02/16/2009 at 1:09pm by potentpotable

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