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Today, my boyfriend and I bought a brand new 72" flatscreen TV. After getting it hooked up and working, we went out for a smoke. Hearing this crashing and smashing noise, I went inside to find out my 2 year old daughter had found a metal pole and decided to use it on the TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15287) - you deserved it (35586)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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you deserve it for leaving your two year old unattended to smoke.

#6 - On 09/12/2010 at 6:09am by ajallday

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be thankful it didn't fall on her and kill her.

#1 - On 09/12/2010 at 6:03am by sam_hates_ham

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