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Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

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On 09/07/2010 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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It's a woman with a mop. Who gives a shit what she tells you to do?

#2 - On 09/07/2010 at 5:18pm by Anaxes

See in context

+16 | 5

Why would you listen to a request like that? She was probably joking anyway.

#1 - On 09/07/2010 at 5:17pm by Awnonymous

See in context

+12 | 3

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