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Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

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On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States

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You 'politely screamed'?
I never knew people could scream... with manners.

#8 - On 09/06/2010 at 10:04am by WTSchool

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haha, that sucks. I would've gotten mad too though

#1 - On 09/06/2010 at 10:02am by DisappearingRose

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