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Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32522) - you deserved it (4621)

On 09/05/2010 at 11:49am - misc - by wakinginvegas87 - United States (California)

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no way you could have known :X

#1 - On 09/05/2010 at 1:20pm by curzy

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Wow, now how the hell were you suppose to know that. I blame the BF.

#3 - On 09/05/2010 at 1:20pm by rogeriskira

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