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Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19617) - you deserved it (5726)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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