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Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21592) - you deserved it (6130)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Were your eyes bugging you?

#1 - On 09/05/2010 at 3:07am by 89jessica

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jeez ... you walked right in to that one.

#7 - On 09/05/2010 at 3:09am by stitch_book

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