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Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major, he promptly said NEXT and moved on to the girl beside me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23079) - you deserved it (2230)

On 02/07/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by biomajor (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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